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Ana səhifə» 2008 » May » 7 » BELİME BAĞLASINLAR
BELİME BAĞLASINLAR
5:27 AM
 

Deyirlər ki, Teymur Ləng Mollanın nə dərəcədə cəsarətli olubolmadığını

yoxlamaq üçün cəlladlara əmr edir ki:

– Bu saat bunu boğazından asarsınız!

Cəlladlar Mollanı qarmalayıb götürürlər. Molla heç bir söz demir.

Qapıdan çıxdıqları vaxt Teymur soruşur:

– Axır dəqiqələrindir, Molla. Vəsiyyətin varsa, elə!

Molla deyir:

– Vəsiyyətim yoxdur. Ancaq balaca bir xahişim var.

Teymur deyir:

– De!

Molla deyir:

– Mənim boğazımdan yaman qıdığım tutur. Xahiş eləyirəm əmr

eləyəsiniz kəndiri boğazıma yox, belimə bağlasınlar.

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